Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy

In a last ditch attempt to find either a heart or brain President Bush will undergo a colonoscopy on Saturday and yield power to Vice President Cheney. Press secretary Tony Snow told reporters Friday that Bush will have the procedure done at his Camp David, Md., mountaintop retreat.

Two polyps were discovered during examinations in 1998 and 1999 while Bush was governor of Texas. That made Bush a prime candidate for regular examinations.

Are they sure it was actually polyps and not his very tiny brain? That would explain what seems like a drain of any intellect since he bacame President. The funny thing is that they keep saying he will hand over power to Cheney like he ever had the power in the first place.

I would imagine it will be necessary for Cheney to take his hand out of Bush's ass or it will be quite difficult to perform the colonoscopy.